Tuesday, February 24, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 2/24

The NY Post said today that they heard that Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin have become so close to Jay-Z and Beyoncé that Paltrow’s kids now call the rapper “Uncle Jay.”
No offense to Jay, but my kids call our cleaning lady ‘Aunt Ethel’

Simon Cowell said recently that he plans on having his body cryogenically frozen because he “would be doing the nation an invaluable service” if he returned from the dead.
He only said that to get people to talk about….doh.

Star Jones couldn’t stop telling guests during an Oscar-viewing party at 1Oak how much she and boyfriend Herb Wilson are “into each other.”
Herb Wilson couldn’t start telling guests anything before being interrupted by Star Jones.

Sienna Miller was seen exiting the men’s room during Montblanc’s/UNICEF dinner in Hollywood followed by a “short, straggly haired gent.”
It won’t be too far down the grapevine till this turns into “Sienna Miller f&cked a homeless midget on a toilet.”

RadarOnline.com yesterday posted an interview videotaped last week in which Nadya Suleman tells her mother she had no choice but to use the embryos that were implanted in her because they would have been destroyed otherwise. Meanwhile, an ex-boyfriend of Octomom wants a DNA test to determine paternity of her 14 children after donating sperm at her request several years ago.
Say what you will about this whole thing, but now there’s a woman among us named “Octomom.” So cool.