Monday, February 23, 2009

Something Awesome in NYC

Want to show your friends how cool you are? Be like
"So, you wanna check out this cool show with me?"
And they'll be like
"What show?"
and you'll be like
"Oh this UCB show called The Matt & Katina Show."
And they'll be like
"What's UCB and who are Matt & Katina?"
and you'll be like
"Upright Citizen's Brigade. Duh. It's like where
SNL scouts all it's talent from and Matt & Katina are the next new thing."
and they'll be like
"Oh yeah. I knew that. When?"
And you'll be like
"Next Monday."
and they'll be like
"How do you know about cool stuff that happens on a Monday night?"
and you'll be like
"From the The
LANALOGUE."
and they'll be like
"What's that?"
and you'll be like
"Don't worry about it."