Friday, May 8, 2009

7 Reasons Why The Hills Sucked My Armpit This Week

1) Would you ever continue to show up places and stand right next the psycho path who's boyfriend you just slept with? 
2) Brody went from top dog, 7 hour monologue speech giver to pu$$y whipped mute idiot in one episode. 
3) All of Jade's friends had her back and as usual, The Hills chicks are staring from across the room, pretending they don't know the friend that is getting yelled at. 
4) I didn't think it was possible, but Jade's friends, who acted like they were from Jersey, probably embarrassed Jersey. 
5) Does anyone even drink Jaagermeister anymore, let alone chug it from a bottle? 
6) Stacy and her friends, got up, sat with Heidi and company - said "Hi Guys!", fought with them and then said "Nice meeting you!" and left. 
7) Jade is a playmate. Really? 

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