1. Keifer Sutherland still unable to get his drinking under control in pubic.
2. Dina Lohan still claiming she is a good mom.
3. What the hell did Kirstie Alley eat?
4. The fact that anyone would hook up with Jon Gosselin.
5. People actually think that Amy Winehouse is going to show up for her performance in St. Lucia and bought tickets.
6. SJP and Matthew Broderick are still acting as if they are a straight married couple.
7. I'm kind of excited for the Lily and Rufus 1980s version of Gossip Girl next week.