Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Hills: 7 Reasons

My armpit is almost sucked dry. Here are 7 Reasons Why:
  1. They teased us the whole season with a possible Brody/Audrina coupling that just ended in a Brody/Audrina pout.
  2. The sex tape scandal that no one believed in the first place (because we never saw it) is STILL coming up. This started before I had TWINS (and think about how long I have been talking about those guys).
  3. There is no reason for Heidi's sister to be on this show, at all. I hope they are not paying her.
  4. Kristin C's movie career obviously didn't pan out the way she thought it would.
  5. Lauren actually thinks she is going to have a movie career.
  6. Heidi's feathered wedding dress.
  7. Lo Bosworth is going to be the main lead in The Hills next season.