Every news outlet in America is posting that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together (heard first on http://www.people.com/). People are going crazy over the news. It was reported by the Daily News today, that Usher says he’s “disappointed” to see photos of Chris Brown relaxing in Miami when he was supposed to be reconciling with Rihanna.“Come on, Chris, have a little remorse man…The man’s on Jet Skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?”
Right after that news broke, Usher apologized this AM for saying it. Why is Usher apologizing to Chris Brown? Why is Chris Brown back in the picture? Why is he not afraid? Why is Rihanna back with him?
We all have these questions, yet, no answers. Thus leading me to my two conspiracy theories:
1) Someone very powerful has a huge investment in Chris Brown and needs to make this whole thing go away. Why else would Usher quickly retract his statement? It's all about the Benjamins.
2) Our Anonymous LANALOGGER's Mom was right last week:
"My mom heard in the nail salon on Saturday that the night Rihanna got beat up Chris Brown had another girlfriend with him and the girlfriend was the phone who beat up Rihanna."
How much sense does #2 make? Ummm ... a lot. Think about it - if it was another girl that beat up Rihanna, wouldn't that explain why everyone, including Rihanna, was letting Chris Brown back in?
