Monday, March 9, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 3/9

Rihanna is slowly returning to work, her producer, Adonis Shropshire, tells The singer has been ducking in and out of studios to work on some tracks and so far “it’s coming out good.”

How do you name your kid
Adonis and not wonder if he’s going to turn out ugly?

Six-months pregnant Kelly Rutherford is having a girl, the actress told the Daily News at “Modern Brides” Project Bridesmaids event.

Project Bridesmaids? What, are they compe
ting to make the ugliest dress?

Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson have been booked to perform on “American Idol” this week. Both will belt out tunes from their latest albums on Wednesday's elimination show.

I love it when writers get a new Thesaurus and look up ‘sing songs’

Oprah Winfrey announced Friday that she will dedicate one of her shows this week to discussing domestic violence. “I want to do a show about it, dedicated to all the Rihannas of the world,” she said. Speaking directly into the camera, Winfrey said, “If a man hits you once, he will hit you again. He will hit you again.”

I truly believe Oprah beats Stedman.

It didn’t take long for Martha Stewart to get over the loss of her new chow puppy, Genghis Kahn. An hour after she was on Twitter talking about its tragic death at the breeder’s boarding facility, the domestic diva returned to Twitter to gush about the Chinese food she was cooking for guests.

Chinese food? Dead puppy? I’m just asking.