Tuesday, March 24, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 3/24

The Daily News reported today that Madonna has fired her children’s caretaker, Angela.
That’s weird. The fan club memo said she left to pursue other interests. Huh?

It was reported today that Michael Jackson, convinced he’s “shaken off” child molestation allegations, has contacted a British adoption agency about adopting an African child.
So child molestation is the ‘slightly sprained ankle’ of charges?