Thursday, March 5, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 3/5

The Daily News has a photo of newlywed Tom Brady shirtless as he relaxes in California.
Given the babes this guy balls, call me when you’ve got a shot of him bottomless.

Chris Brown tipped off paparazzi that he and Rihanna were hiding out in Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Florida mansion believing his career will be saved if it’s out there that she took him back. Meanwhile, as Brown heads to court today, reports have surfaced that Rihanna has told cops she refuses to help them build a case against him.
I guess he should have hit her harder and knocked a little sense into her.

Elizabeth Taylor, inspired by President Barack Obama's call for Americans to "reach across the aisle" of political and ideological divide, has donated $100,000 to the Alliance for Christian Education. In a statement, Taylor -- who is Jewish -- says she chose to underwrite the Christian-initiated education effort "because our new president challenged us to break down barriers that divide us."
The Alliance then quickly handed the money over to Mel Gibson for his next film project.

Kirk Douglas’ one-man show, “Before I Forget,” opens tomorrow at the Kirk Douglas Theatre in L.A.
But after "I can even understand what you’re saying?" Thanks?

London man Karl Bishop has been sentenced to life in prison for the murder of "Harry Potter" actor Rob Knox. Knox played the part of Marcus Belby.
You know there was at least one a-hole at this trial wearing a wizard hat.

A judge in Atlanta has dismissed felony drug charges against rapper Lil Wayne. The Grammy-award winning rapper, whose real name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. still faces drug charges in Arizona, stemming from a January 2008 arrest, and a weapons charge from 2007 in New York.
Well that sucks for album sales.

Charla Nash, the Connecticut woman mauled by a chimp a few weeks ago, lost her hands, nose, lips, eyelids, and may be blind and suffering brain damage – and hospital officials at the Cleveland Clinic say it’s unclear if her condition can improve at all.
I’m not trying to be insensitive, but how’d she lose her hands?