Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 3/10

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning a camping trip across the U.S. They’ll be accompanied by a religious advisor from the Church of Scientology and a security team.

Can you see a security team used to dealing with stalkers and paparazzi scattering like cockroaches when a bear wanders into the KOA site?

The Daily News has a photo of Cristiane Regina da Silva, mom of Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz, in Rio de Janeiro.

Poor kid’s a publicity stunt chosen because his name is Jesus and Madonna wants to ‘shock’ us all with her older woman/younger man thing and throw in some implied biblical incest for flavor.

Meghan McCain bashed Ann Coulter in her regular column on thedailybeast.com yesterday, calling her “offensive, radical, insulting and confusing” and said, “watching her is sometimes like watching a train wreck.”

Oh Meghan. That’s just what she wanted you to do. You see the more people that hate her, the more the people that hate those people go out and buy her books. It’s pretty genius actually.

Marianna Faithfull has ended her friendship with model Kate Moss. “She wanted to read me like a Braille book. And she did. It’s a vampirical thing,” Faithfull says sourly.

I don’t know what this means but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with drugs.