Monday, March 23, 2009

East Bound & Down - 7 Dirty Quotes This Week

Have you watched it yet? Well you should. HBO only ordered 6 episodes of the best show ever, and the 6th aired last night, so take this time to catch up. Hopefully, more episodes will be ordered, like now. As promised, below please find 7 Dirty Quotes from this week's episode of Eastbound & Down.

  1. "F&ck me. This is seriously like the best wave of good shit I have had happen to me in my whole entire life. I knock out Macworthy's eye. Then I get to see April's big ass t&ts and have sex to her."

  2. "Gold might get you Jonas Brothers tickets. Black - you'll have all three of them sucking your d&ck."

  3. "Listen here you beautiful b*tch. I'm going to f&ck you up with some truth."

  4. "I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't mean to kiss on her p&ssy, your fiance, that happened too."

  5. "You know what I read online? That Tampa has the best t&tty bars in the nation and I'm gonna set up p&ssy appointments for you all the time."

  6. "Okay you stoic little bastard, in the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the handgun, there's a stack of porn that will put callouses on those little hands of yours."

  7. "I'm getting drunk on the reg, f&ckin' good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg, basically all the good sh&t that men fantasize about."

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