Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Hills: 7 Reasons

Here are this week's 7 Reasons Why The Hills Sucks My Armpit:

1. Lauren's "I'm trying too hard to be hip" flannel shirts
2. Not only was Frankie Delgado in this episode, but Sleazy-T was too (with a speaking part!).
3. Justin Bobby is looking all sweaty and nasty again.
4. The time wasted that is spent watching any scene with Justin Bobby because you can't understand him.
5. Brody's girlfriend Jade's over-botoxed lips.
6. Watching anything that has to do with Heidi and Spencer, because you know she stays with him.
7. MTV is either too cheap or too afraid of Kelly Cutrone to get her a make-up artist.
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