Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 4/15

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears is engaged to land developer John Sundahl. Sundahl’s personal pilot claims that the multimillionaire “got down on one knee in a Subway sandwich shop in Santa Monica a week ago and proposed with a $4.5 million ring.” A rep for Spears denies the engagement.

There’s something about ‘personal pilot’ and ‘Subway sandwich shop’ that just don’t seem to make this story click.

The NY Post reports that Samantha Ronson will help sister Charlotte launch her new swimsuit line at the Thompson LES Hotel tomorrow.

The one thing she could have used Lindsay for besides scissor fighting and she’s no longer around? Sucks.

Hulk Hogan goes on about his divorce to Linda and her love affair with “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,” telling Rolling Stone, “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. I totally understand, OJ, I get it.”

Yeah Hulk, maybe you didn’t get the PR memo? Even if you happen to match his career rushing yards you’re never ever supposed to even allude to the fact that you understand how OJ Simpson feels.

Ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who yesterday pleaded guilty to federal racketeering and fraud charges, wants to leave the United States to appear on NBC’s upcoming reality show, “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here!” filming in the Costa Rican jungle.

Does this guy get the concept of shame?

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