Thursday, April 23, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 4/23

Jennifer Hudson and fiancé David Otunga are said to be expecting their first child. Pregnancy rumors are flying on several blogs after pictures from a recent performance surfaced showing Hudson with a fuller midsection.

What? Fat girls don't get baby bumps?

"American Idol" Spoiler Alert: Both Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai were sent packing in a double elimination show last night.

Were they eliminated because of their names?

Chelsea Clinton's body is bikini-ready thanks to frequent spin class workouts at a SoHo gym.
Yeah, but what about her face?

The Post reports that Gwyneth Paltrow has no room in her life for fat friends. Paltrow has gifted overweight pal Mario Batali with a free membership to the gym she's opening this summer because she wants him to shed some pounds.

Imagine the public stoning if Brad Pitt got Mo'Nique a gym membership?

It's been reported that Madonna saw spine chief Dr. Frank Cammisa at Hospital for Special Surgery for injuries resulting from her horse accident.

Is it just a matter of time before this chick takes a pie in the face for attention?

Tim Gunn from "Project Runway" says he hasn't been on a date in 26 years because he "doesn't have any time" to be in a relationship.
What happened to Andre?

The NY Post reports that Spencer Pratt admitted that he started the infamous sex tape rumors about Lauren Conrad that led to the confrontation that ended Conrad and Montag's friendship.

Unfortunately for him, the writers at MTV were not implicated.

Regis Philbin will return to host a primetime version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" in August, the show's 10th anniversary.

And let me guess, just by coincidence, the first contestant is an Indian kid from the slums of Mumbai.


Any other guesses on the first guest of WWTBAM? Email us at lanalogue@gmail.com