Wednesday, April 8, 2009

It's News: but not for mensa members 4/8

Scarlett Johansson has shed 14 pounds thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow, who’s lent her own personal fitness guru, Tracy Anderson.
It’s good to see Scarlett taking advantage of the low interest rates on fitness gurus.

Kate Moss is penning a cookbook after being inspired by good friend and kosher chef Stasha Palos.
Cocaine has a way of making anything taste good.

Tom Cruise is considering remaking “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” with pal and fellow Scientologist John Travolta. Cruise reportedly claims film legend Paul Newman gave him his blessing to remake the film before he died.
I was going to make fun of this until I realized it might actually be kind of cool.

Miley Cyrus may be the queen of teens, but she’s not a good influence on them, according to a survey on 32 percent of those surveyed said Cyrus was their favorite teen idol, but only 10 percent think she’s the best role model. The Jonas Brothers and Britney Spears followed Miley. Taylor Swift took top honors best role model for young people. A total 57,000 readers took the questionnaire, which named John Travolta the hottest former teen idol and Rob Lowe the most scandalous idol of all time.
Is it me or didn’t Leif Garret kill a guy in a drunken car wreck?

Miley Cyrus is “very happy” in her current relationship with her older boyfriend and tells USA Today that relationships with people her age “can be harsh and judgmental.” Meanwhile, Cyrus’ mom Tish is opening up for the first time about raising the pop star in a special airing on E! tonight.
Who would have known back then that that mullet would actually attract a mate capable of birthing such a phenomenon?

“I have a 33-year-old man. That’ll keep your mojo mojo-ing.” – Halle Berry in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
F*ck your mojo. Oh wait, that’s what you were saying. Or was it? I’m confused.

Jennifer Aniston reportedly has a crush on Mets slugger David Wright.
God, life really is like high school. You’re using the media to spread an “I like him” rumor? Why not just leave a note in his locker?

Soon-to-be-divorced “Real Housewives of NYC” star Countess de Lesseps was spotted locking lips with Almond restaurant owner Eric Lemonides, but chances are he isn’t her rebound beau. “I’m gay and kiss almost every woman that comes into the restaurant,” Lemonides told the Post.

Sounds sanitary.

“Real Housewives of NYC’s” Jill Zarin says the show isn’t a curse for the castmates - it’s a “blessing.” Zarin also sounded off on the Bethenny Frankel/Kelly Killoren Bensimon feud (“I’m always team Bethenny”) and Countes de Lesseps divorce, telling the Daily News, “Fifty percent of couples get divorced. …The Count will be a great ex-husband, and a great father. This is my advice: Marry someone you’d want to be divorced from.”
Huh. That actually makes a little sense.

Entertainment Weekly reports that actor Kal Penn has been hired by the White House as a liaison whose role will be to connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as Hollywood.

Nancy O’Dell reveals in her new book, “Full of Life,” that she and hubby Keith Zubchevich were so eager to start a family that they made an appointment with her gynecologist for some tips.
Was she raised a nun or something?

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